Thursday, May 30, 2013

Rufus ~Latest Version~

Softpedia Rating: 4.4/5

Bila sobat ingin menginstal ulang menggunakan flashdisk, maka aplikasi ini adalah pilihan yang sangat tepat untuk sobat. Rufus mendukung hampir seluruh OS.

Rufus is a small utility that helps format and create bootable USB flash drives, such as USB keys/pendrives, memory sticks, etc.

Feature
It can be especially useful for cases where:
-you need to create USB installation media from bootable ISOs (Windows, Linux, EFI, etc.)
-you need to work on a system that doesn't have an OS installed
-you need to flash a BIOS or other firmware from DOS
-you want to run a low-level utility

Untuk penjelasannya lebih detail, cek saja situs resminya di sini

Update
Rufus 1.3.2 Build 232 (January 28, 2013)

System Requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 7 x64

Download Link
Softpedia
Direct Site 

Katakunci
Cara Mudah Instal Ulang Netbook 
Cara Mudah Instal Ulang Laptop Menggunakan Flash Disk 
Cara Mudah Instal Ulang PC Menggunakan Flash Disk

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Seorang Istri Lagi Kesal Sama Suaminya




Istri: “Kenapa sih kamu gak bilang dari dulu kalo kamu semiskin ini..?!”

Suami: “Aku kan udah bilang… Tapi kamu aja yg gak denger & gak ngerti..!!”

Istri: “Emang dulu kamu bilang apa??” (penasaran)

Suami: “Aku bilang, ‘Sayang, cuma kamu satu-satunya yang kumiliki & kupunya di dunia ini..’ Eh, kamunya malah jawab ‘so sweet….’

Di Toko dan Kantor Polisi

 
# Di Toko #
- Pino: Ada roti apa aja mbak?
- Cewek: Macem² mas, ada yang srikaya, nanas, kelapa, dll
- Pino: Saya mau beli roti, bukan buah
- Cewek: -___-" Ih bego ni orang*


# Di Kantor Polisi #
- Polisi: Nama anda siapa?
- Pino: Saya Pino pak
- Polisi: Kenapa anda jadi maling?
- Pino: Mau tau aja apa mau tau banget?
- Polisi: -___-" *Kokang Pistol* #Jedorrr

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Memilih Ketua KOMNASHAM

Humor lama, mudah-mudahan tetap menghibur.^^
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Pak Susilo Bambang Yudoyono telah berhasil menyingkat namanya mnjadi SBY. Tapi dia bingung dalam memilih ketua KOMNASHAM.

Karena bila nama para calon-calonnya disingkat, jadinya seperti ini:
Satrio Priyono Budi Utomo (SPBU)
Narto Komar Baharudin (Narkoba)
Busyro Burhan Ahmad Yamin (Bubur Ayam)
Bakhlul Somad (Bakso)
Citro Lukito Basuki (CiLukBa)
Hamdan Hamid Hasibuan (Hahaha)
Baihaki Harun Yahya (Bahaya)
Emanuel Bernadi Petrus Cahya (Ember Pecah)

Sumber: FP Dunia Humor Indonesia

Internet Download Manager ~Latest Version~ + Patch


Internet Download Manager (IDM) is a tool to increase download speeds by up to 5 times, resume and schedule downloads. Comprehensive error recovery and resume capability will restart broken or interrupted downloads due to lost connections, network problems, computer shutdowns, or unexpected power outages. Simple graphic user interface makes IDM user friendly and easy to use.Internet Download Manager has a smart download logic accelerator that features intelligent dynamic file segmentation and safe multipart downloading technology to accelerate your downloads. Unlike other download managers and accelerators Internet Download Manager segments downloaded files dynamically during download process and reuses available connections without additional connect and login stages to achieve best acceleration performance.
Internet Download Manager supports proxy servers, ftp and http protocols, firewalls, redirects, cookies, authorization, MP3 audio and MPEG video content processing. IDM integrates seamlessly into Microsoft Internet Explorer, Netscape, MSN Explorer, AOL, Opera, Mozilla, Mozilla Firefox, Mozilla Firebird, Avant Browser, MyIE2, and all other popular browsers to automatically handle your downloads. You can also drag and drop files, or use Internet Download Manager from command line. Internet Download Manager can dial your modem at the set time, download the files you want, then hang up or even shut down your computer when it's done.

Other features include multilingual support, zip preview, download categories, scheduler pro, sounds on different events, HTTPS support, queue processor, html help and tutorial, enhanced virus protection on download completion, progressive downloading with quotas (useful for connections that use some kind of fair access policy or FAP like Direcway, Direct PC, Hughes, etc.), built-in download accelerator, and many others.
Version 6.07 adds IDM download panel for web-players that can be used to download flash videos from sites like YouTube, MySpaceTV, and Google Videos. It also features complete Windows 7 and Vista support, YouTube grabber, redeveloped scheduler, and MMS protocol support. The new version also adds improved integration for IE and IE based browsers, redesigned and enhanced download engine, the unique advanced integration into all latest browsers, improved toolbar, and a wealth of other improvements and new features.

Note for Patch:
..::: Internet Download Manager v6.xx Release 3 :::..
1. Install IDM
2. Just click this patch after install IDM(browse if target not found)
    Don't forget to close IDM, if you use this patch
    Input any FName and LName.
3.  Vista/Win7 users, you must run as administrator
4.  Everytimes your IDM updated, fake serial notification and registration dialog will occur, please CANCEL it, then use this patch AGAIN!!
5. Enjoy!!

Update:
Internet Download Manager 6.15 Build 14 (May 27, 2013) 

Download Link
tusfiles - Installer 6.15 Build 14
tusfiles - Patch

Sunday, May 26, 2013

8 PENYAKIT KARYAWAN YANG HARUS DIBASMI


1. KUDIS - KUrang DISiplin
2. ASMA - ASal Mengisi Absen
3. TBC - Tidak Bisa Computer
4. KRAM - Kurang TeRAMpil
5. ASAM URAT - Asal SAMpai kantor terus URing-uringan Atau Tidur
6. GINJAL - Gaji Ingin Naik tapi kerJAnya Lamban
7. PUCAT PASI - PUlang CepAT Padahal mASih pagI
Ini yang paling parah ...
8. FLU - Facebookan meLUlu ... hayo ngaku ....!!!

:D

Sumber: FP Dunia Humor Indonesia

Friday, May 24, 2013

ANAK DURHAKA


ayah : nak, tolong ayah beliin minuman dingin di warung ya…
anak : coca cola atau pepsi ?
ayah : coca cola..
anak : kaleng atau botol ?
ayah : botol..
anak : besar atau kecil ?
ayah : sialan !! beliin aja air..!!
anak : natural atau mineral ?
ayah : MINERAL !!!!
anak : panas atau dingin ?
ayah : SAPU MANA SAPU ??!!!
anak : sapu bulu atau sapu lidi ?
ayah : ARRGGHH… DASAR BINATANG !!!
anak : monyet atau sapi ?
ayah : KELUAR DARI SINI…!!!
anak : sekarang atau besok ?
ayah : SEKARANG !!!!
anak : ayah mau ikut apa enggak ?
ayah : Gue bakal bunuh lo !!!
anak : ditusuk pake pisau atau ditembak pake pistol ?
ayah : tembak pake AK47 !!!
anak : dikepala atau diperut ??
anak : HAMA SIALAN !!!!
ayah : tikus atau kecoa ?
ayah : *Nelen Anaknya*

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